AUSTRALIA 050S UK TOUR 2017

GAME 7 AUSTRALIA 050S VS WARWICKSHIRE 050S

AT SHIPTON ON STOUR CC WARWICKSHIRE

TUESDAY 25 th JULY 2017

If your social life isn’t now completely ruined by reading this drivel and you don’t fall instantly asleep with the arrival of another boring and mundane missive from the Australian 050’s cricket UK battle front, you will be immediately aware that despite what was indicated in yesterday’s report game 7 today is against Warwickshire 050s and not the English Counties XI which is in fact on tomorrow Wednesday of this week. That would be patently obvious to all earnest followers of our great tour and the fact that no-none has corrected me so far is somewhat troubling in the least. It means that indeed life hasn’t stopped back home awaiting our tour results. Despite this trifling and minor obstacle here is another mundane report.

Yes another swim and another full English breakfast to start another humdrum boring touring day….. see below!

Warwickshire finished second in the ECB standings for group 4 and promise to be a formidable opponent. The drive to the ground found 2 vehicles missing the disguised turnoff at shipton on stour but we all finally arrived safely. Warwick Hayes and Fabian Heaton volunteered to go to the local Laundromat and hand wash all of the player dirty clothes which showed how well trained they were from their partners back home. Have we bored you enough already?

As for matters cricket we won the toss and sent them in on a powered wicket. Our team consisted of Paul Stenhouse Capt; Gordon McGurk; Ross Belstead; Dave Crocker; Wayne Miles; Tim Sargent; Mick Munro; Mal Coleman; Noel Raymond; Alan Chellew; Clayton Johnson wkper; and Geoff Doyle. It was Dave Crocker’s last game before he returns to see the reported carnage at home.